Privacy Policy

No Angry German is a website that provides a bunch of services. It includes various articles and other resources believed to be interesting for the people who come by the website. Any place belonging to No Angry German may have been shared.

To be successful in our endeavors, there are certain things that we rely on. It includes having goodwill with the users of this website. It includes those who may choose to go above and beyond and not just use our free content on this website. The people may even subscribe to the various services on this platform. It’ll help provide you with the various content and services we offer.

Maybe you are a user who is mainly interested in the free products on our site. Maybe you are also interested in going above and beyond and supporting the needed team to make the website possible. We rely on your goodwill. We appreciate both when you visit the website. It’s especially great to share it with someone else who may benefit from knowing about it.

We have created this page to help maintain the much-needed goodwill between you and us. It is intended to help you better understand our privacy policy. It explains how we use the various data and the various steps we take. It’s done to help make sure that any data sent between you and us is treated with the amount of care it deserves.

We respect the privacy of our users. It is important to know that we gather certain information here at No Angry German. It is used to help further your experience when interacting with the site. We may also choose to use the data we deem fit, even when you aren’t currently visiting the website. It includes sending you newsletters.

It is important to know that this page is intended for you to get a broader understanding of our privacy policy measures. It’s important that you also understand that this may not necessarily be an exhaustive list of ways to use the information that we gather.

Like most other online websites, we rely on collecting this data to structure our offering as best as possible. It includes whether it is on the platform or through other means. This privacy policy page and the terms and conditions, the page that you can also find on our site. They outline how we use all the collected data and your rights when interacting with or in any other way using our website. 

We reserve the right to release the data we collect at our discretion and use it as we see fit. Our main objective will always be to ensure that we act in a way that we believe will further the platform’s mission while preserving goodwill.

We reserve the right to update our privacy policy practices and our terms and conditions from time to time. They go into effect immediately upon publication unless otherwise specified. You also agree that you will visit No Angry German’s privacy policy and terms and conditions pages as a user. Your use of the platform can be considered to consent with the version of policies in place at the given time. 

We understand that many different services may end up on a slippery slope regarding how they are treating their users and their data. We need to maintain longevity. It is ensured by making sure that we can still focus on developing the product offering of the website. It is done by monetizing the platform in various ways, often so in ways that do not cost the individual user anything. It includes showing relevant ads that may be provided by us or a third-party service while still balancing the experience. 

To stay updated with the latest policies in place, we ask that you bookmark the relevant pages. It will make it easier to review our policies periodically and ensure you still agree to the terms that we set forth. 

If you have any questions, please contact us with any requests regarding how No Angry German chooses to handle privacy concerns. We strive to be towards the better end of the industry when it comes to making sure that your data is properly secured. It’s important when interacting with our platform. We have chosen to ensure that you engage with an encrypted version of the site. 

We may have a version of the site available that may not be encrypted. We encourage you to make sure that you are visiting through the HTTPS version rather than the HTTP version. Suppose you are properly visiting through the secure version. In that case, you are likely to see a small padlock near the top of your URL section. It ensures you that it is the secure version. Interacting with the secure version means that user data is transmitted to us encrypted. 

The information that we gather at No Angry German

We gather two types of information at No Angry German that may help us improve the product in various ways. In the sections below, we aim to understand the two types of information better. That way, you may feel comfortable interacting with our platform. 

  1. Non-personally identifiable information

This type of information that you will be handing over to a website if you are accessing is one of the most common types of users on this platform. It is found through one of the major search engines. You may have typed something into Google like how to lose weight fast, and you are being introduced to the home page of this website. Given our great content, you choose to press the link that Google is displaying. At that point, you are starting to collect some of all the information we present.

Maybe you have not interacted with our platform in a way in which we have been able to collect any personally-identifiable information on you. We can collect and aggregate the little information that your browser sends us. There are ways for you to additionally limit our access to such information depending on which type of browser you are using to access the site. 

The most common information we collect when you are browsing our platform in such a manner is information provided when cookies are stored on your device. The most usual information includes statistical data on how our various users use the platform. However, no information sent to us this way constitutes anything that may be used to identify you personally. We may get some high-level information on how the users interact with the platform and what they are looking a. It also includes how far down the pages they may be scrolling and what journey they are taking on the platform. We get limited information on the IPs that are visiting our site. However, we aren’t able to identify you on that basis. However, access to an IP will give us some understanding of the geographic location of connectivity. We may be able to determine the city that a user has visited from, depending on how their connectivity is set up. 

When a visitor comes through one of the major social networks or other related services, we receive certain information. It may be shared with us through the platforms you are visiting us. We encourage you to read the privacy policy pages of Facebook and any other service that you may be visiting No Angry German through. Understand the type of information that they may be passing on.

We do store a lot of data on our site to improve the site’s overall performance. We do things like logging the IPs and operating systems. We cannot use this information for identification purposes. Suppose you are additionally interested in finding out what constitutes non-personally identifiable information and how this is used. In that case, we encourage you to seek out additional information on the topic. 

By collecting this sort of information, we can better identify the website sections we should focus on and improve our marketing efforts. We may disclose some of this non-personally identifiable information with interested advertisers. We incorporate direct advertising on the site in such a manner on a case-by-case basis. Sharing this information with those companies may give them a better understanding of the popularity of certain parts of the site. It may include information like the number of people who chose to interact with the advertisements they may have placed on the site. 

The way you can ensure No Angry German is limited in our ability to collect such information is by disallowing the use of cookies on your site. Visiting the site in “incognito” mode may be preferred for users who want to ensure they don’t see various advertisements around the internet. That advertisement would be due to their interaction with this website. It is important to note that we cannot guarantee that no information is passed on to us. You must ensure that no information is passed on should you feel strongly about the purpose. The traditional way to make sure that No Angry German does not receive information when you visit our platform is by limiting the use of cookies. You should know that that could also impact your user experience. There may be certain offerings that are not available to you.

We often find that people looking to lose weight may come to one of our initial articles, like the one on losing face fat. A natural path to follow would be towards one of our more generic articles on losing fat, like the home page. It is intended to get people familiarized with the site’s overall content. Suppose you have an interest in fasting, like 72-hour water fast. We may also decide that we should be presenting you with various resources that might help you on your mission to get your first water fast going. 

Suppose you choose that. You are ready to get started on your very first water fast. Great! We hope we can be there along the way to help you achieve the health goals that you may have had. You are visiting because you had goals and search terms that brought you to this platform. We honor that you are choosing to join us on this special journey. Fasting is great if you have already tried various types of dieting. Maybe it’s been without any real success in the past. We are here because we want to help you change that! Your visit to No Angry German will transform your life while using the power of positivity to make you a healthier version of yourself!

To present you with the right information, we require the storage of cookies on your computer. They are small text files that provide us with the necessary, non-personally identifiable information. However, it allows us to present information to our users on other platforms like Facebook. When you have visited one of the relevant pages, we may be able to set up advertisements for our various offerings on Facebook. It depends on the pages you have visited on the platform. We cannot personally identify you with cookies, and no one will be sending you any mail based on your visit. We use it to hopefully help match our users with relevant information, even after leaving the platform through ads. There is no malicious intent with the storage of cookies, and having cookies stored on your computer will not affect its performance. You may also be accessing our site through your phone or other digital devices, in which case cookies will also be stored.

The web browser of your choice will be able to provide you with instructions on how you can deactivate the use of cookies across the internet. However, there are consequences if you choose to do so. There may be significant changes to your ability to interact with websites. It includes services like online banking and Facebook that require these settings to allow you to sign in. 

We may also have various third-party services on No Angry German that may place cookies on your device if you allow it. Those services often include Facebook and Pinterest. We carefully research any service we use on this platform that could subsequently be storing cookies on your website. However, we cannot assume any responsibility for how these websites may be using the information they are gathering. As long as you don’t actively share your contact information, their ability to gather personally-identifiable information should not be possible. When you visit our platform, you may be starting to see ads on Facebook from other companies. It is if those companies are setting up ad campaigns using filters that link your interests to those that the advertiser is interested in reaching. 

  1. Personally identifiable information

This relates to the information that you may choose to share with our platform through which we may be able to identify a specific person. This could happen when you subscribe to one of our various offerings. We might require that you submit the information that includes your name and email. However, additional information may also be requested depending on the function we require.

Maybe you are trying to purchase an ebook through the website, or if you are otherwise trying to sign up for a paid service. We may also request that you provide information such as the billing and mailing address. It will be required for us to be able to process the necessary payment. 

Other functions may also require that you provide us with personally identifiable information. It could be using various chat functions or other functions whereby we contact you. When you use these services, certain things like requesting your name may be required for us to know how to contact you and follow up on a session. Having the possibility to contact you through various means may mean that we can follow up if a service ends up disconnected. 

There may also be instances under which we collect personally-identifiable information that isn’t online. It includes if you choose to contact us in a manner that isn’t considered online, like calling us through a phone number. 

It’s important to mention that this platform is not intended for anyone under the age of 18. We require any user under 18 or the legal age in their jurisdiction to leave this platform. We do not knowingly collect information from anyone that does not meet that criterion. If you do not live up to that criteria, you are prohibited from using the services of this platform. 

You should know we cannot be in charge of how you choose to use the information shared on this platform. It includes how we have previously achieved improved health outcomes. We cannot be held accountable no matter how this information is used. Seek out professional medical advice before radically choosing to alter their health situations to ensure such actions are taken responsibly. 

How we use the information

We are always encouraging everyone we interact with to be using any information responsibly. We try to limit our partnerships to companies who share our philosophy in those endeavors. 

We cannot assume any responsibility for their use.

The use of the information we collect is done and used to build a higher quality platform. It includes statistical analyses to understand the overall trends of the website. We should clarify that we may choose to include links across the website to other platforms that we do not own. We cannot ensure you are safe. We try to make sure that we only link to relevant websites that we trust. We can’t monitor all outgoing links continuously. 

We may choose to use any or all of the personally-identifiable information in a manner that we see fit to achieve the best goals. It’s while respecting the various laws at hand. 

This could mean you might receive the relevant information for your new health journey or content we believe is relevant for you to be seeing. 

We do our best here at No Angry German to ensure your safety is ensured. We ensure your information is not misused in any shape or form due to your interaction with our platform.